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Tom Waits hitting on a HOT chick at a party. Watch and learn. It does not get better than this.

(pic links to youtube video)

Waits: “You know I’m a doctor”

Waits: “I do, ah… laser hair removal, I do… acupuncture, I do… aromatherapy, that type of thing”

Waits: “Would you like something sweet?” (offers sweets) “Go ahead, take one”

Waits: “Wadda ya say we… go back to your place and eh… talk?”

Hot babe: “My roommate’s there”

Waits: “Bonus.”

Hot babe: “You’re a rascal” … winks.

Many dating gurus see having as many one-night-stands as physically possible as the ultimate goal of life. Using and dumping super models, that’s what it seems to be about. I disagree. I strongly disagree. There is a goal more noble, more awesome than that. The holy grail is… wait for it… the awesome relationship ™.

You, however, are not in one right now.

Because, well, you’re reading this, right? And then, most relationships are not awesome. They may start with a spark, some porno-worthy sex, blue skies and happy faces. Then the boredom settles in, and before you know it, you’re getting up early on a Saturday to beat the rush at IKEA.

Average. That’s what it is – at best. All that is left for you in life, is decorating the cage. If you want to be awesome, you have to be relentless. You have to be honest. Is this the girl of your dreams? Can you do better? Do you want to do better?

These thoughts may hurt – and if you act and break up, it may hurt even more. We’re not on earth to avoid hurt. We’re here to enjoy the ride. It’s your duty to make the most out of it, and sometimes this requires hurting other people.

Be honest, forget your fears and make your life awesome.